Quotes by the End of the Year

I found a few more quotes worth sharing.

The word is "HAMMOCK."
First student: "Cammus."
Second: "Cammet."
Third: "Cramus."
I'm not really sure why they were trying to pronounce it.


Bugs were a big deal in this class:
Girl 1: "Liz! There's a bug on the blocks!"
Girl 2: "There's a bug on the blocks."
Girl 3: Runs away. "What are you gonna do?"
Girl 2: "Step on it!"
Girl 4: "Flush it down the toilet!!!"
Girl 5: Gets a tissue, picks it up, and flushes it.
Girl 1: "Crocodiles eat them in the sewer. My dad told me.


A note on manners:
"Stop saying 'booty!' It's not lady like."

"No, no. I never eat my boogers!"



Bean Unit:
Where does one find "magic beans?"
"We can find magic beans in Magic World!"
For some reason, "lima beans" became "llama beans." They also became "lava beans."



I'm not sure how to describe this:
"Dogs don't pee in toilets. They pee outside."

"Liz, will you smell my socks? They're clean."


More about Blocks:
A girl puts her person block on a goat block. "This is a cowgirl."

"LOok at my whole town of Cleanerville! When the town's dirty, you turn into dirtynesssss!"


Don't worry about children singing songs they hear on the radio:
(Firework by Katy Perry): "Maybe your fiiiiire works!" (Maybe she called a chimney sweep?)


I guess this class hasn't spent a lot of time on Broadway:
Girl 1: "Who wants to come to my house to see Grease?"
Girl 2: "Grease?"
Girl 1: "Grease."
Girl 2: "Grease?"
Girl 1: "Grease."
Girl 2: "Grease form pizza?"


Hygiene:
One day I spotted two girls examining boogers in one of their tissues.

"Can I smell your tongue?" (In her defense, I was eating a cough drop)